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Daily Joke for: Wed., 4/9/2014


Joke Rating: R – Restricted. Some material may NOT be appropriate for children under 17. Requires approval of parent or adult guardian.
Joke Subject(s): Husbands & Wives
This joke has so far been rated 1.40 out of 3, by 645 of our users!
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Contributor: Eph
Living Will.

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, " I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug"....

She immediately got up... unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

She's such a Bitch.........


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